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A man goes fishing, sees his neighbor in the country sitting in a pole, and in front of him Kafelnikov and Safin are playing tennis. - Hey, how are you? ... - This is my Goldfish wish fulfilled! - Where did you get it? - Yes, in our pond, right behind the reeds, only she is already old, fulfills only one desire and almost does not hear a damn thing! The man immediately rushed to the pond, in general, he caught it. Well, the fish is really old. The tail is peeled off, there are practically no scales, the mouth is hooked. Well, he speaks in a human voice. - I am already old, I can only fulfill one desire! And speak louder, otherwise I have become deaf - I want a lot of money! - What so much? - Dollars! - What? - BUCKS! LOTS OF BUCKS! - A-ah-ah-ah! Got it. I'll do it. Go yourself with God! Will you... wha ... Read more »

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A man comes to a pet store:
- Do you have anything to speak skillfully?
- There is! Talking centipede.
He comes home, fed her and says:
- Are we going for a walk? - She is silent.
- Are we going for a walk or not? - is silent again.
The man is furious:
- Shit! They cheated on me! What kind of talking centipede are you ?!
- Quiet, damn it. I'm putting on my shoes...

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Husband and wife celebrate their 35th wedding anniversary in a restaurant. A fairy appears and says: - For being 35 years together - make a wish. Wife: - I want to travel with my husband. Bang! She has two tickets for the liner in her hands. Husband's turn. He thought and said: - It's all good, but such a chance comes once in a lifetime, I want my wife 30 years younger. The wife is in shock, the fairy is in shock - but desire is desire. Bang! And the husband became a 92-year-old man. Moral: Ungrateful men, remember, fairies are women too!!!!!))))

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A bunny is walking through the forest, he saw a squirrel and fell in love. - Squirrel, let's get together? - Come on. They live happily, but they just can't make children. The bunny says: - This is probably because I am a bunny, and you are a squirrel. - Probably. - Let's go ask the owl for advice, she's wise. We came to the owl. The bunny says: - Owl, here we live together, we love each other, but there are no children. This is probably because I am a bunny, she is a squirrel. - Are you completely drove your head or what? It's because you are a boy and she is a boy !!!

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