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Yesterday I am going in a minibus, full of people, everyone is silent, who is thinking about what. At the bus stop, a place is vacated immediately behind the driver, on which a young mother, 22-23 years old, sits with a girl of years 4. That is, she sits with her back forward and facing the whole people. As soon as the minibus started, the girl began to whine about "Mom, buy me a barbie", and in different ways, very drawn-out and mournful. To which mommy whined to her tone "why do you need a barbie, you already have three pieces, it might be better to buy a coloring book, etc." All this nagging was pretty good not only for me, but for all the passengers. After about three stops, the girl's strategy changed. She pouted and fell silent, apparently holding a terrible grudge. And after a stop she gave out: Well, if you don’t want to buy a barbie, I’ll tell my grandmother something about you! ” Mom: “and what are you going to tell about me” Girl: “I’ll tell you. I saw something "The whole minibus tensed and listened - what did she see there" Mom: "Well, what did you see?" Daughter: “And I saw how you kissed pussy yesterday at my dad's.” We all lay down with laughter, mom stopped the minibus, grabbed her daughter under her arm, and jumped out. Do you think the end? 8 years old. Everyone continued to laugh, the guy naturally did not understand why, but he also smiled stupidly. And then his son said, “Daddy, buy me some soldiers!” The minibus was shocked with such laughter that the driver had to stop, as he was laughing together with After the driver laughed, he turned to the salon and said, "Man, you better buy some soldiers - out of harm's way." Well, really, what's so funny about the phrase "dad buy the soldiers"?
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