A man comes to a pet store:
- Do you have anything to speak skillfully?
- There is! Talking centipede.
He comes home, fed her and says:
- Are we going for a walk? - She is silent.
- Are we going for a walk or not? - is silent again.
The man is furious:
- Shit! They cheated on me! What kind of talking centipede are you ?!
- Quiet, damn it. I'm putting on my shoes...