A man goes fishing, sees his neighbor in the country sitting in a pole, and in front of him Kafelnikov and Safin are playing tennis. - Hey, how are you? ... - This is my Goldfish wish fulfilled! - Where did you get it? - Yes, in our pond, right behind the reeds, only she is already old, fulfills only one desire and almost does not hear a damn thing! The man immediately rushed to the pond, in general, he caught it. Well, the fish is really old. The tail is peeled off, there are practically no scales, the mouth is hooked. Well, he speaks in a human voice. - I am already old, I can only fulfill one desire! And speak louder, otherwise I have become deaf - I want a lot of money! - What so much? - Dollars! - What? - BUCKS! LOTS OF BUCKS! - A-ah-ah-ah! Got it. I'll do it. Go yourself with God! Will you... what did you call them there? - Bucks! - Yeah. A man runs to his dacha, and there fax messages fly to him from all over the world. The whole dacha, the whole house is crammed with fax machines, in general, faxes. The man was upset: - Here's a pancake, deaf fish. One desire, and then I did not hear correctly. A neighbor approaches: - Do not be upset. I, too, did not ask the fish for "tennis".